Jim Sturges came to visit my work on Thursday
I ADORE HIM!!
I have only ever seen him in 21, and that movie wasnt one of my faves..but god he is nice and honestly so damn handsome I thought I would vomit

I love you to death Kristina!
You are all that is light and giggles and happiness!
When I look at pics from all our trips together all I can do is smile so hard that my face hurts!
You make me happy and I couldn't ask for much more than that!
I wish I was there today to give you giant wet sloppy kisses all over your face!
love you
Happy Birthday
H

I love you
I love you
I love you

I want to go drinking legally with you as soon as possible!
:)

Wish I was there to hug the shit out of you today. But I will be seeing you soon!
xoxoxox

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4715402/1/Passion_and_Disaster
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1729435/ItHappened


i love my friends..i love them even more when they are writing hot fanfic..

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I was so second hand embarrassed at that Kstew Rpattz video I thought I would vomit

ok..so if you don't know me well enough to know..I live in a building that was built in 1920 .. then it was split into 4 apartments in the 50's
it is rad and I love it...
however... when the neighbor that lives on my same floor is taking a shower I have to remember not to flush the toilet..... cause it makes her hot water go hotter..just as if she was in my bathroom......
so just now I went in to go pee..and I hear her water running...and i kept a mantra in my mind...don't flush the toilet Hollie..don't flush the toilet Hollie.... cause it is second nature to do it when you're done right...so when I am done pee'ing..i'm all don't flush the toilet..dont flush the toilet..and sudenly I start to grin like a madman...and the devil inside of me is screaming FLUSH THE TOILET FLUSH THE TOILET FLUSH THE TOILET...
then there is a war in my head...don'tflushthetoilet..FLUSHTHETOILET...dontflushthetoilet..FLUSHTHETOILET....
I won..but the devil inside me is still mad about it

Andrew and I ran our asses out of Neiman Marcus..picked up Victor..and we met Josh at the theatre to see Star Trek..my third thier first. We were freaking out because we hadn't meant to get wrapped up in Frenchy like that but couldn't resist and were running late..
love that movie so much! I may actually go see it again. I haven't been to see a movie that many times in forever.. *cough* Little Ashes *cough* but man it has everything.. action comedy and hot half naked boys..yes please
Then we headed out to this vegitarian restaurant. Now I am a meat eater..but being raised and Adventist I have had some bad fake meat meals.. this was amazing!
It was the best tasing chicken and beef I have had that wasn't actually beef or chicken.
My favorite thing about dinner was the crazy mix of people in the restaurant. 2 tables away were 3 girls just in from London and they were fabulous.. I wanted to ask them if they knew Rpattz..but i'm not 14 and I wasn't drunk.. and then there was the goth couple 4 tables over and the huge vietnamese family in the corner..and the stuck up skinny asian bitches right next to us.. I love S.F. for the diversity of the people... it is so much fun!
we then headed to get dessert and coffee and I drove them all home.. then it was off the the Westin... which I was ok with..but still wishing I was living the Batman Fairytale...
When I finally got back to my room.. they had been there before me... the Westin people and left me a huge tray of deliciousness and a letter..The tray had Wine, Cheese, Crackers and Chocolates.. the letter was from the manager of the hotel and said..basically I am so sorry for the mistake last night.. thank you for being so lovely about it. we have credited your credit card for one nights stay.
SO.. I got to stay in a better room at the worse of the 2 hotels..and got to stay at Batman's castle for FREE!!
Plus I made good business contacts at Batmans Castle...and I got to see my friends ... and soak in the city...
It was all in all a delightful weekend.
I can't wait to go back next weekend for the MoMA trip we planned!!

So how was all of your ladies weekends?
:)

ok..here we go kiddies...

I drove the half block to the westin and checked in ..
they were tumbling all over themselves to make sure I was well taken care of which was alright by me..
I quickly through my stuff into the upgraded room (which was nice, but compared to the St Regis was Hotel 6) then tore across the city to meet up with Andrew.
We were going to go to this perfumery .. is that even a word? and return some stuff he had bought a few weeks back that had strange floaties in it.. kind of gross.. but when we got there they were closed. So we went into Neiman Marcus and had a very interesting hour with the coolest ladies EVER. Now my thing is pottery.. I collect it and become obsessive over it.. Andrew's thing is fragrance. It fascinates me how much knowledge he has in it. I love being with someone who knows loads about something I don't so that I can be schooled... We spent a good hour or an hour and a half with these ladies in Nieman Marcus talking about and smelling all sorts of delicious perfumes. There was this crazy lady in all black..a tiny little thing with jet black dyed hair and lips that were painted on over her actual lips.. and giant black glasses.. she was delightfully weird. but she was NOTHING compared to this tiny little French broad..she had a black costume on.. High boots that went up over her knees and a black dress or shirt skirt combo..and a TINY little top hat that sat on the side of her head...and black funky glasses and the best graying hair ever..and the best set of rings I have ever seen. She was amazing. I could have spent the whole day listening to her talk about perfumes. I bet in a million years she wouldn't have given us the time of day if Andrew hadn't know what the hell he was talking about. But since he did they had that common ground...and she paraded us around the whole first floor showing us all the delightful things we just had to smell. She is going to be calling me at some point this month when they get there new shippment in of the Eau De Toillette from Franch that she loves so much that she "wants to just DRINK it" "it is my most favorite thing ever"
Again..I wish I had had the balls to snap pictures of her cause I seriously wanted to go home with her and just figure her out.. let her teach me all about perfume, and France and how to wear a miniture top hat and actually pull it off.
I bought Andrew a going away gift of this delightful fragrance that smells of oranges and basil.. i wanted to lick it off the spray card.
then when we were trying to leave Andrew pulled me over to the Creed counter..and I fell in love again...
Creed was started in France in 1760 and they have a fragrance called Virgin Island Water that I simply must have. I have never been a big perfume person..cause it feels to perfumy to me..and I hate it after like 2 minutes of being on.. but this stuff just gets better and better as you wear it. Andrew told me the term for it..but like a dudditts I can't remember.. but it is not perfume..it is something else that is lighter and feels like a scent rather than a coating of goo... It is like 300 dollars a bottle..but Andrew showed me online where I can get it for 180... 180 is still expensive as hell.. but I was literally smelling myself all day wanting to eat my arm and boobs off.. it was amazing.
So when I get my next spiff from Universal I am so buying this shit.
OH I FORGOT the awesome French lady made me 2 samples of the stuff she is going to be calling me about...so I smell delicious today..like lemons and fresh air...
LOL
I got pictures of the amazing dome in the middle of Neiman Marcus.. will post those first in the next one

ok..part 5 coming

ready for more adventures?

when I finally got through to the Westin (the original hotel) the gal at the front desk was falling all over herself to make sure I knew that yes my room was ready and that they had upgraded me and to come on by whenever I was ready. I wanted to beg her to let me stay at the St Regis..but didn't want to push my luck.
While I was lounging the night before in my Batman room I was thumbing through thier little book of fanciness .. and realize that they have a DVD library that you can go through and call down for a DVD...um hello...I sell DVD'S!!!! so I frantically dug through my giant mess of a bag and EUREKA!! found a business card!! I did a little Target Lady dance..and stuck it in my wallet.
When I was checking out of the hotel I asked the delightful young man where they bought their dvd's..and he said they just went out and grabbed them at random stores. I said well that is just silly.. I work for a wholesale distributor and you should buy your movies from me instead. He checked me out and asked if I had a minute to talk to the head concierge.. and I said...YES PLEASE!!
So I got to talk to a delightful lady named Deloris and told her all about what had happened the night before, and how wonderful my experience was and then told her to GIVE ME A FREE ROOM FOR LIFE CUNTIE... or please buy your dvd's from me! please be my new corporate account and make me a hero! I told her that I was in town visiting a customer in the Castro and the man standing beside her head went flying up and his eyes locked on me... Superstar Sattelite he asked and I said yes! and he got that gleam in his eye that can only be seen when a gay man connects with a gay friendly female..it is delightful. he told me stories about the old supertar and how horrid it was and how delightful the new store is.. all the while Deloris watching us with a sweet smile..typing all my info into her computer... THE BAT COMPUTER!!
she is going to give my info to her big bosses(Bruce Wayne) and I told her I would call her in a couple of weeks if i havent heard from her... so fucking excited!
So.. from one hotels mistake.. I got a delicious night of hotel room porn...kind of like food porn..but better.. and made friends with the gay conciere and have a possible business opportunity...
OH BUT IT DOESN'T end there...
seriously...
part 4 coming up.. I need a beer...haha

ok..

So, when I got to the city on Saturday the plan was to go to the hotel and check in first..but I missed it and didn't know how to loop around and get back..cause I was being a scaredy cat driver.. so I headed to the store instead. So I called the hotel from the store and let them know I was going to be checking in, but not until much later that night. Then when we got back from dinner I called again and just said.. I wanted to make double sure that I will be ok checing in late tonight.. the guy actually laughed at me .. was all ..silly girl..you'll be fine.
So I left Andrew's around 11pm and got to the hotel around 11:30 and the girl behind the counter was a tiny little asian gal.. she was all.um...we are booked solid...........!!!
I was all..um..no..I called twice and the second time the guy laughed at me for even calling..so she headed in the back to her manager and came back all..I'm sorry...
so instead of totally freaking out I EEKED out a quite..."where am I supposed to stay?"
she looked like she was about to be murdered..I can only imagine how much assholery she deals with when shit like this happens. She quickly said that they were going to transfer me a block away to their sister hotel the St. Regis for the night and that I would need to come back to them the next day and they would hook me up on Sunday night with and upgraded room for free.
I was all ok... whatever.. can you get my car back from that valet guy please...thank you
It took me 3 times around the block before I figured out the entrance to the St Regis..but OH MY GOD was it worth it!
The hotel is THE FUCKING BOMB!!
http://www.starwoodhotels.com/stregis/property/overview/index.html?propertyID=1511
The room they show first on that page is exactly what my room looked like.
It was fucking AMAZING!
The minute I got to the fron t desk I knew I was in heaven. They were LOVELY. the other hotel had given me a letter asking them to please accomidate me at thier expense and the gal looked at me smiled and said. "oh my, you must be having a very long night" I was all dazzled and told her I had had a lovely day in the city, and was just glad to finally be there. she got me all checked in and when the handsome man next to her left to do something I leaned in (WARNING...A LITTLE TMI COMING YOUR WAY) and whispered.. is there someplace around here open where I can buy some feminine hygene products..(cause of course I had gotten my period in the middle of all this and wasn't at all prepared since it isn't supposed to be here until next week..dick.. ) she said..I think I can help you out with that...opened a secret spy drawer and handed me 4 tampons. I wanted to kiss her. she didnt even blink. just asked if I needed any other toilettries. I seriously loved her for that.
BVeing in the hotel was like being at Wayne Mansion.. I really was Batman. it was glorious. The decor was perfection..the bed was comfy and the view was rad.. the MoMA was right next door and above it is another hotel .. So I sat on the lounge emailing Niki and Sharon Penny all night and watching the other rooms for any sign of nuddies or sexin..
It was awesome!



the room had a computer thingy by the bed that controlled everything...touch it and you control the lights the BLACKOUT BLINDS! blackout blinds! the phone..everything! I wish I lived there..



Andrew said he wanted to sleep in and for some ungodly reason I woke up at 8:30 am .. so I ordered breakfast, had a 45 minute shower..they have the one that falls straight down on you like a rainfall.. and hot water for days... and lounged until like noon.. the people at the hotel were even nice enough to help me get through to the Westin..who every time I tried to call regarding my room for Sunday night hung up on me..seriously..

I better do a part 3!
or learn how to do a cut! haha

(SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR ASS HANDLING YOUR FRIENDS LIST WITH MY LONG POST)
I just got back from my trip to San Fransisco!!
I had the best time!
When i got there on Saturday I went straight to the Castro and met up with my boys at Superstar Satellite. (one of my bigger customers..i obviously sell them there Hollywood movies..not the gay porn) Everyone was there and I finally got to meet some of the new boys that I have only ever spoken too on the phone. Paul, who is adorable, and David who is going to be taking over for my dear friend Andrew who is moving to Palm Springs.. he is awesome and quirky and a trip.
I just happen to get there as Rex Ray was hanging out with his big ole lovely dog Stella. Andrew has been talking about him forever and I have never met him.. I would die for one of his paintings.. check out his website. www.rexray.com
His art is amazing, but he himself is astonishingly beautiful. Clearly a delightful gay man, but so handsome I almost got weak knees. He has that tall dark and handsome thing going an these beautiful eyes .. I swear I fell in love with him. Plus he was instantly easy to laugh and talk with. Seriously I would divorce anyone, and become a man to get a piece of that..
Marcus (one of the boys who works at the store) wrote a childrens book called 10,000 Dresses and Rex Ray did all of the illustrations.

I had forgotten the copy I bought months ago at home like a jackass..so Marcus gave me a copy and they both signed it for me!

Macus even drew me a little dress.


After we hung out for awhile at the store we headed to Andrew's sister's house in Nob Hill. I got to meet his whole family who are adorable. His niece was dressed up as Elmo..full on costume, and her favorite thing is jumping...so she bounced around the house the entire time singing Elmo songs and just generally being amazing. Kids normally freak me out, but man she was cute. His nephew showed us some karate and then later procedeed to parade around nude.
If they didn't make me crazy I would love to have kids running around nude all the time.. haha
Andrew and I grabbed some cocktails at a very Hipster bar in the Mission.. can I just say I hate hipsters.. they are supposed to be all alternative and coo...but they are really just elitist's without the high end clothes and cars. Losers.. Then had dinner at a lovely Tapa's place before heading back to babysit for the evening. The kids were in bed so we watched a movie.. some 30's movie about Catherine the Great (thought about you Niki) and then I headed to my hotel.
I am going to continue this in another post since I don't know how to do a cut...
:)

Last weekend I had the best time of my life!
I got to hang out with my girls notgunnahappen infektion and
[Bad username: kristaynuh"]..I FORGOT ERIN!!!!!! I am a bad person! Erin met up with us and went to Little Ashes! (I'm sorry Erin!)
we went to see the new Star Trek movie with my 4th husband Chris Pine..
Went to see Little Ashes twice..can I just say...wow.. saddest most wonderful movie since Brokeback Mountain.

Then hung out at Disneyland! My friend Kari got us in for free and thanks to a lovely dr's note we got on all the rides without a wait! It was the most fun!
I miss you girls
I made some super fancy photos of us in photoshop and am such a loser that I can't figure out how to get them to upload!
:(

xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

I know it is old...but I had never seen it before
I am officially obsessed with it .. I have all my co workers doing it..
I may need help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VejMaQfACpQ

Jacksper and Dr. Reed in the same room?
I came

I love this Documentary so much.
I was terrified by the movie that they were making. I mean Drew Barrymoore as Little Edie? Really?
It aired last night and I have to say I was blown away.
it was amazing
If you have HBO watch for it to replay or find it online and then send it to me!
:)

I have been bored today and putting off going to do laundry and the dishes.
So I was browsing You Tube ..and this made me so second hand embarrassed I just had to share.



I just realized it was done by a 15 year old girl - so it makes total sense now

His "Really" with Seth on SNL this week made me pee

"If you're at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong and your first thought isn't - wow I get to party with Michael Phelps and instead you take a picture and sell it to a tabloid you should take a long look in the mirror, necasue you're a dick..I mean Really!"

god bless him

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/really-michael-phelps/999101/

Thank you so much for making us laugh tonight

you're the best

I lick my lips every time I see this..





Whoever you are - You're Welcome~!


I love you so fucking much!


Now all you just need to fess up so I can kiss you hard on the mouth

AND I LOVE THESE BITCHES SO MUCH IT HURTS MY HEART SOMETIMES



THANK YOU
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
I LOVE YOU